I was going to write a dull post this morning, about yesterday being constipated, today waking up late and tomorrow have my routine reprised, but it would have been dull.
Instead, Imma just describe today’s consistency.
On a scale from 1 to 10 where one is hard and 10 is soft, today is 5.
As for smell, apparently have none. What else?
Oh, come on! It’s just shit!
the Shy Tird 