My holidays end today, and yesterday took place my second new year celebration, or at least this is what me and my friends like to call it.
The 2nd of January is my best friend’s birthday, so he invites all of our friends together to eat something, cheer and play some made-up competition. It is a lot of fun, and the event we also use to meet up each year with the friends who now live abroad.
What then? I only had a couple of beer – I am not in the mood for drinking, lately – and I wasn’t expecting my bowels to hurt this much this morning. Why? WHY?
I am on the toilet right now, but it looks like they’re not in the mood for taking a shit 
I am very disappointed.
And I feel sick. Unexpectedly sick, bad bad sleep, a giant tummy, a hurtful arsehole.
This is not being the very best beginning of the year for my bowels
Hope yours are fine!
Cheers everybody!
the Shy Tird 