Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM

Shit this morning?

Not an easy task.

These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false!

Now am on the toilet, pushing and pulling my arsehole intermittedly to try and stimulate it, but I produced only a few little balls.

Not good. Not good.

Let’s hope for the best!

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