Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode.
My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED.
Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s now in the bathroom, while I went back laying in bed, where I am now, taking deep breaths to stimulate my bowels.
I guess they’re almost ready, since I feel pain now, both my arsehole and my belly are now exploding
the Shy Tird 