Saturday, 14 December 2024 | 9:42 AM

I’ve just woken up. My weekend trip has already begun. My 11 friends and I have arrived at my friend’s place abroad to celebrate his birthday all weekend.

We spent the night out until 5 AM, drinking red wine the whole time and… well, you know. Of course, I’m already awake—I needed a shit. The acidic kind we all love around here.

Anyway, I’ll wrap this up now- even though my bowels already are -I’ve got plenty to do while my friends are still asleep.

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