Long turd.
Yesterday I gave a party and my first worry was not to be able to shit in the morning. You know alcohol constipation. Instead, something came…
Thing now is I slept just 4 hours, awakened by my kitten biting my arm.
Woke up, went sitting on the sofa not to bother my gf and let her sleep… my bowels made a fart, and my kitten Fart startled.
It was pretty funny
the Shy Tird 