My bowels are a little touchy, if I don’t take it slow in the morning, they go constipated, protesting.
This morning every was going fine, until my girlfriend’s car had a problem while she was getting to work… I helped her immediately, brought her to her place, got back home and checked the car.
Could you possibly imagine? my bowels are cross. Constipated. Had to push for twenty minutes in order to take some shit!
Uh, btw… the car doesn’t move. Need a mechanic now 
the Shy Tird 