This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing.
It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feel so different from every animal around us.
Why have we developed in such a cocky way?
We elected ourselves king of the animals, but we’re just stupid arrogant creatures, reigning on top of a white marble throne.
At max, we could be the king of shit! And I guess it’s true, since every shit happening to this planet is our fault’s!
Btw, this morning I extruded hard and dry shit, but only for the first half, as it suddenly changed into something fluid and mystical.
the Shy Tird 