You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all.
Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic?
I didn’t have time to take a shit in the morning and I kept being constipated the whole day, as expected, I wasn’t feeling so good, I mean, burdened and producing horrible farts the whole day…
I needed a solution, I ate some prunes – farts intensified – had a peach – farts almost stopped, but I felt my bowels moving.
The thing was due soon, but I needed one last push.
Rolled a joint, smoked it, rushed to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, shit in the hole!
the Shy Tird 