In an already compromised bowels environment, I’ve decided to say yes to my girlfriend’s proposal of having a pizza for dinner.
Am I stupid? Yes.
Am I awake at 3:30AM? Sure!
Can’t understand though, if it’s because it’s 30ºC in here and I’m fucking dying out dry, or just because my bowels are freaking motionless.
Idk, since I can’t sleep I went for the loo, am sitting on the toilet now, pushing in the hope for something to happen.
Let’s see… let’s wait…
Will anything happen?
Idk, let’s see, imma just wait for my death to happen.
Hopingly it will be on my toilet, so my life would have made some sense, at least…
the Shy Tird 