Every day I take a shit in the morning, or at least I try.
I sit and push, hoping everything goes well. Nah, it doesn’t.
While doing so,I do two main things, followed by aimlessly scrolling Instagram’s homepage, I write my shit review on my shitty blog, this very one, and I learn german on Duolingo.
I like to stay efficient, you know, since I spend so much time on the toilet, I have to capitalise on that! Even if nobody pays for that 😂
This morning is a bit different from the others though, I have a flight to catch in a few hours, so I woke up early. Can’t really do the two things I just talked about, it’s too early, and both my mind and my body refuse to do so.
Well, I guess I’ll leave some special gifts on the way to the airport 😚
As for German lessons, I’ll give my best now, you know, CONSISTENCY IS KEY!
the Shy Tird 