Everything Everywhere All at Once seems a really cool film, but I haven’t see that yet.
Instead, this sentence could serve as a very appropriate payoff of my shit life.
Everything. Everywhere. All at once.
I had to separate the three slight different concepts with a full stop, because it doesn’t happen all at once, most of the times.
I do a lot of shit, basically I transform every food I eat in poop. EVERYTHING. Everybody does that, but never mind.
I report to take a shit wherever I am, because I write about my shit, always talk about every poop I take. EVERYWHERE I am.
Now, there comes the rarest part, everybody crave for. Something I love, something I feel so satisfied of every time it happens, just like this morning, after a sushi dinner on a Friday night. I shit ALL AT ONCE.
Then I am free…
…until the next shit, at least!
Cheers!
the Shy Tird 