I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in).
‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer.
I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit.
It only took 20 seconds.
Why did I say 5 minutes then?
Well… writing this post, took time…
Cheers
Am hungry, gotta go!
the Shy Tird 