Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

I don’t know what to say…

Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday.

Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’s up? What’s wrong?

Can’t tell exactly how, but it’s my bowels.

I had a pizza and some beers for dinner. I’m not drinking much lately, and I knew I shouldn’t have drank much, but c’mon! It was just a pizza and a litre beer!

Fuck. I’ve been sitting on my toilet for almost a hour now, and I only drop a few turds… but I feel it coming, war is coming.

Why can’t it just happen now instead of taking me ages? C’mon! Let’s end it quick now, so I could go back to sleep!!

I hate my body… it was a Friday night!! C’mon! I wanted some beers!!! Fuck!

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I am a timid piece of crap

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