It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit.
There’s a news though!
Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo!
So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside!
Gotta admit, my bowels is not entirely ready for this, they’re still a bit shy…
the Shy Tird 