Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat.
My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥
Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me, but, you know, it’s not socially acceptable to do so…
Right, imma hold tight and go back to my office now!
Oh wait! NOOOOO!
Another huge fart!!!