I pushed hard hard today.
It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor, barearse, and finally the turd gets out, and splashes in the toilet.
Please, if anyone still has this GIF, it would be a great present
the Shy Tird 