Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed.
I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap.
I am in total discomfort, I just want to sleep, but I’m stuck here, on the toilet, in trouble.
the Shy Tird 