I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible…
As soon as she got out I slang myself on the toilet, and discharged everything brutal.
Now my toilet has been seized by the health authority, no one can get inside. I almost fainted.
This is why I desperately need a second bathroom in my house
the Shy Tird 