Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so…
Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriend is waiting for me to finish, so she can get in!
You know, she’s the queen on the toilet in the morning, as we wake up, each of us has their default task, I go preparing breakfast, she gets into the bathroom.
Well, ok, let’s try to get out, even if my bowels are asking for some more minutes inside my favourite room… I am sure I’ll get back inside soon!
the Shy Tird 