As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE?
In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor
Neat.
the Shy Tird 
😂😂😂
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Yeah sounds fun when told 😂😂😂
Truth is I was about to take it in a basket 😂😅
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Oh no 😅😂
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