Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits.

5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards!

4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible!

3. Lemon. Like orange, but I prefer it. And it’s pretty useful to be abused during hateful diarrhoeas!

2. Kiwi. Overall, the best poop creator. Nice acid flavour

1. Apple. Fibres and sugar, for a great consistency. An apple a day leaves the doctor away! And gets the toilet on time!

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