5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You
won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards!
4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible!
3. Lemon. Like orange, but I prefer it. And it’s pretty useful to be abused during hateful diarrhoeas!
2. Kiwi. Overall, the best poop creator. Nice acid flavour
1. Apple. Fibres and sugar, for a great consistency. An apple a day leaves the doctor away! And gets the toilet on time!