Tuesday, 15 June 2021 | 09:47 AM

Ok, my dick is surrounded by stitches. Every time I take a shit I have to unwrap it from the bandage dressing. I slept something like a few intervals of a 20-minute-slumber, interrupted by itches, pain, boners in the whole night. As I arrived at work this morning, my...

Sunday, 13 June 2021 | 08:05 PM

I had the first dose of Pfizer vaccine. Nice. I needed a shit during the whole process. But I’m still constipated because of my circumcision. My body has just decided not to care anymore. Let’s shit. Fine.