Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:36 AM

I’ve just remembered my dream. I was at my office’s toilet, shat all over it. My boss from outside was yelling. ‘Not the right moment! Hurry up!’ I was struggling. The flush had just broke, my creamy shit was all over the poopbrush, and the toilet has no window. I...

Thursday, 21 October 2021 | 06:31 AM

I woke up quite too early, five o’clock, the alarm was set for six. I spent the spare hour sitting on my toilet, just to incentivise my arse to produce what remains of that curry I had yesterday.

Wednesday, 20 October 2021 | 07:04 AM

Yesterday I decided to change my website’s skin after two years. Feels like an awesome change. Can’t say the same for my bottom. It’s seven o’clock and it doesn’t seem to care about taking a shit 🙁

Tuesday, 19 October 2021 | 08:43 AM

All right, now a new complication begins., the more I keep shitting, the more I feel pain inside me. Right! Exactly the boon my morning is supposed to begin with! Feels soooo great being late at work just because my body is so troubled!

Tuesday, 19 October 2021 | 08:28 AM

Some days I reckon I shall open a blog about insomnia. I’ve just spent one of those night in which I feel like I would not exist at all. In the end, the very first moment after the mindstorm I find myself lucid enough to think clearly is this, while I sit on the...