Monday, 25 October 2021 | 07:35 PM

Very much looking forward to having a shit I feel like I could explode. I’ve got no time for my morning shit, and I haven’t got home yet

Monday, 25 October 2021 | 10:40 AM

My 2nd birthday has been shit, with no shit. Slept really bad, my insomnia is breaking any record. Tonight same thing, had no proper sleep. Obviously I was late for work and couldn’t had any shit at all. Now I feel drowsy, nauseated, and full of crap inside me....

Saturday, 23 October 2021 | 09:10 AM

After a nearly 10-hour slumber, I can now proudly sit on my toilet, dropping the bomb lucidly, enjoying every single protrusion coming out of my arsehole. PAINFULLYYYYYY!

Friday, 22 October 2021 | 07:26 AM

It’s almost Halloween and all the marketing surrounding me is kind of suggesting me to celebrate it. Perhaps I could carve a pumpkin, fill it with my own shit, and then set fire to it. Not that scary uh? What if I produced many of them and throw one at any...