Tuesday, 31 August 2021 | 07:02 AM

Today I found some difficulty at taking a poop. In the end it got out. The thing is it’s hard to concentrate this morning. I keep thinking I shall enhance my blog, perhaps selling something. What else could I market if not my very own special product? I keep thinking...

Monday, 30 August 2021 | 08:24 PM

First work-out after a two-month pause, I decide to go at the park with my girlfriend for some bodyweight exercises. We are surrounded by goose stalking us. We start some abs, in the middle of it an accidental fart comes out of me, I can’t finish my repetition,...

Saturday, 28 August 2021 | 07:59 PM

I think this is the moment I went closer to shitting myself. I was coming back from the beach, 1-hour driving. I felt the stimulus as soon as I. Once home I stopped by a wine shop to buy bottles for tonight party. I tasted them. Think I could not do the worst mistake....

Saturday, 28 August 2021 | 06:53 AM

Shit smells. Everyone knows it. Nonetheless, just a few times I could actually smell it’s so reeky. This is one of those moments. Nice plain smell of shit. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Friday, 27 August 2021 | 06:43 PM

What do you do while taking a shit? You read shampoo ingredients? You scroll instagram? You make a phone call? I prefer posting about it.