Tuesday, 27 July 2021 | 03:14 PM

Basically as soon as my cheeks touched the whiteness of my throne, the shit started sprouting out of me. Such a technologically advanced body I have, and such nice accessories!

Tuesday, 27 July 2021 | 08:59 AM

My poop was so inconsistent this morning I even forgot to mention it. What’s most regarding is what pain causes the air trapped inside my belly. Pretty common to me, yet still raw.

Monday, 26 July 2021 | 08:50 AM

Yesterday I had quite a frenzy dinner, made of several steaks, two beers, chips. At least I dodged ice cream. Assuredly, haven’t slept more than a few hours. Digestion still ongoing. I can’t say I didn’t try… No shit got out this morning. Not even a fart! Now I...