Saturday, 8 August 2026 | 6:58 AM

Ok so. It’s tremendously hot these days. We already know. But if you add the fact that I only slept 3 hours, I drank yesterday, and I ate junk food, well. You have the picture. Or perhaps you could imagine how it is right below my arsehole, sitting on the toilet, just...

Thursday, 6 August 2026 | 4:58 AM

Worst heat ever. I am sweating and swearing. Can’t sleep. At one point my arsehole starts hitching. WTF?! Why?! Washed, yet, still, HITCH. So, I sit on the toilet. Only farts. Many farts. Inoy farts. Back on sweating. My head ache. FUCK. I’m gonna...