Sunday, 5 April 2026 | 10:24 AM

Happy Easter! Everything is so calm and good. My shit smells so nice! I feel all the beer cans I drank yesterday. So nice. That’s peace!

Thursday, 2 April 2026 | 9:38 AM

Some more shit. I have a meeting in twenty minutes. I’m a little agitated. This kind of anxiety pushes me to take poops and to fart a lot. Luckily it is via webcall. Hopingly I get this shit done quickly. Shit.