Monday, 9 February 2026 | 9:53 AM

Uhm… perhaps is diarrhoea. Mh.. feels something pulsating. Shit is loose…. I have a flight to take in the evening Bad scenario here…

Monday, 9 February 2026 | 8:18 AM

Last time I ate a fruit or a veggie was one week ago I reckon… Nevertheless, shit got out pretty immediately this morning. How weird.

Sunday, 8 February 2026 | 9:21 AM

Yesterday night, while tucking into bed, I farted – you know, just a little one – and my girlfriend shouted “PUAAH TOO BAD!” She’s right… but it’s the price to pay for visiting her mom, and eating her – frankly very good – food she prepares. Fair. Shit this morning is...

Saturday, 7 February 2026 | 9:30 AM

Weekend ant my mother-in-law’s. We overslept, I’m still drowsy, can’t understand what I am nor who am I. Lol I was constipated at first, then, pebble by pebble, turd by tird, everything got out. Problem is we stil have two lunches and one dinner to go Poor...