Tuesday, 20 January 2026 | 10:21 AM

Is it only me or is it common to be constipated when you oversleep? You know, fucking up routine… body lose its compass. Perhaps it’s just me, but nonetheless, I succeeded at deploying some turds, in the end. Only a few, and it took half a hour, but I feel...

Sunday, 18 January 2026 | 1:19 PM

QED. Knew it. Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it. Rushed back home. Now free. Bad smell Peace