Just caught the bus bringing me home.
I’ve left the office relieved, re-lived, brought back to life as I took a huge shat.
Now I can’t stop wondering, DID I FLUSHED IT OFF?
I CAN’T FUCKING RECALL!!
My office is not as big as we can afford a cleaner every day, if I actually forgot, it will be my boss first seeing my leftovers…
the Shy Tird 