Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm.
I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself!
The thing was, my bowels hurt!
Only after I took my loose shit, the calm was (almost) restored!
I’ll give it a rest day
the Shy Tird 