Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink.
Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily I fell back asleep, but then, at the very same time I wake up every day, I was wide awake already, on the toilet already, taking a huge shit already.
My face looks like a a crumpled piece of paper.
The water inside my toilet looks like armageddon.
The weekend now begins.
the Shy Tird 