Wednesday, 22 April 2026 | 8:20 AM

The environment today is very relaxed, birds singing, the sun is obscured by the clouds, only a little. Everything shall be perfect… Indeed, my shit was perfect. It came out All at once, almost solid, just soft enough to feel nice, smooth. All perfect, but my mind is...

Monday, 20 April 2026 | 6:56 AM

I woke up in the middle of the night, strong headache and bowels pulsing. It took me almost thirty minutes, but I deployed a lot if shit. Took so much, it made my cat worrying for me, he entered the loo to check. Luckily I was almost done, so I got back to sleep with...

Sunday, 19 April 2026 | 9:35 PM

Just got back after a proper long one — cracking day at my mate’s plot. He’s basically set up life on this bit of land he owns, and today he threw his first proper spring knees-up in four years of living there. Absolute vibe.Lovely spread, good drinks, good craic....