Tuesday, 18 August 2026 | 9:30 AM

Hello from the morning loo. The night has been a black hole. My brain’s exploding. My bowels are ready. Now, that’s what I call a complete shit session!

Tuesday, 18 August 2026 | 4:40 PM

Pizza still burning in my stomach. Can’t sleep, I’m sweating. The only thing left is to go stimulate my bowels sitting on the toilet. That’s where I’ve been for the last 40 minutes. Only a few very ugly turds left behind. I still feel bad. Restless. Let’s go back to...