Sunday, 19 April 2026 | 9:17 AM

Grrr, I’ve had the best slumber in years! But WHY am I constipated now? Why can’t everything be perfect in this wonderful Sunday morning??

Saturday, 18 April 2026 | 9:10 AM

It’s Saturday morning, and I’m expelling everything form my bowels. It’s actually something I do every day- almost- at least when I’m not constipated… And I’ve been doing this from quite some time… more or less ever since I was born… I hope I could continue doing it...

Friday, 17 April 2026 | 7:42 AM

My arsehole’s immediate reaction at sitting on the toilet. A rush of shit. Some of the best ones ever. My body is working super-efficiently these days! And this gives me a sprint in life. Life’s so good when shit is best

Thursday, 16 April 2026 | 8:16 AM

Beautiful shit. ‘How can you say such a thing. Beautiful?’ It is just beautiful this time. Immediate, copious, satisfiying. Beautifully SHIT