Tuesday, 27 January 2026 | 8:23 AM

Yesterday, I finished what was left of chickpeas rice for lunch I spent the whole evening bloating. I even tried practicing yoga with my gf, but it didn’t help. I had dinner. And nothing moved. Only once distressed, once tucked in bed, a huge sound fart curled the...

Moving to my website

Hi turdies – aka lovely followers I’ve just created my new custom website, I’ll be keeping posting in here, but y’all see the whole up-to-date posts also at my webby the from now on. I planned loads of news for my person this year and I need an owned home. See you at...

Sunday, 25 January 2026 | 10:36 AM

Oh dear, my bowels were just full. My body was going to explode. Yesterday, I had a couple of friend for dinner and we ended up eating waaaay much. And drinking wine too… My body was not used to that kind of feast. Woke up late morning and prepared an infusion....

Saturday, 24 January 2026 | 9:49 AM

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from hell? Brown shits from pain? I guess you can’t Me neither, even if I’m feeling pain and taking brown turds all at the same time!