Thursday, 5 March 2026 | 8:59 AM

I made it! I fell back asleep! My bowels gave me a truce, but as I woke up again, I was only able to have breakfast. Nothing else. Because I was rocketed to the bathroom, my arsehole was trembling like a poor lamb, ready to be slaughtered. And here I am now, sitting...

Thursday, 5 March 2026 | 5:45 AM

When a friend who lives abroad says ‘pizza tonight?’ you can’t say but YES. It was his birthday too, you know! I could have certainly taken different decisions though… ordering the spiciest pizza on the menu was definitely not the smartest choice I could make… Yet,...