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Feels like there is more shit here inside me, but you know, can’t carve it out!

Taking a reeal shit now I noticed the pasta I had for lunch expired two months ago… Then I had ice cream :3

Love it when shit’s so quick. I mean, immediate. Just sat on. splash

What does shit look like the day after a party? Yes. Just like that! Also, I forgot to eat before started drinking… Yeah, bad

As expected, new shit came Love it when I can work from the toilet! Sooo focusing!

Unexpected regular shit. Thanks fruits!

I’ve spent more than half a hour on the toilet, waiting for the shit to arrive, but nothing came out. Then I stood, went doing something else. There it came. A quick fart series, followed by some loose shit. Had to sit back on my toilet. There there… This is my life. Shitty hitty life.Continue reading “Wednesday, 2 July 2025 | 8:22 AM”

How about a beautiful diarrhoea plenty of dirt and fuckyeahit’s horrible

No no no nooo No shit today!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I HAVE PIZZA FOR DINNER! Constipateeeeed

Had three glasses of wine yesterday, wasn’t that much, but since I started drinking alcohol back only recently I can clearly feel its effect. I feel a little drowsy still, but what really stresses me out is my bowels, feels tangled. C’mon it was just some wine!

Got back to my gym last week, this week I went there twice. Feels nice. I had an home-made Angus Burger yesterday, and it was pretty heavy. I put courgettes and onions inside. What about the follow-up? Rapid shit, no constipation, good consistency, pointy smell. 8.5/10 Very very good shit.

Just a normal shit day.

Uhm, I think there’s more shit inside me

You know, I’d pretty much like to get back to sleep, but shit happens to get out og my arsehole right now

Finally some very accomplishing shit. Was waiting for it the whole day- tomorrow. I had no time to anticipate it this morning, I just had to make it. 9/10 Worthit!

Stopped my non-alcohol streak of 150 days. Fuck it, I wanted a beer. I had two. I also had dinner at my favourite Indian restaurant. My slumber was disturbed, but I believe it was the heat’s fault. I’m still very hot. This whole situation cooked my shit, which got out shapeless, reeky

At first was a constipated morning, but then shit came out quickly and easily.

Constipation at first, morning shit delayed. Now just sweat. The sun is already high in the sky, and I sweat. Can’t push further, shit must do everything by itself. Won’t work. Be steady, it can happen any moment.

Another constipated morning 😦

Finally some shit came visiting the loo Feel just a little better Too little tho

It’s fucking impossible, I just eat a kebab for dinner, and I am now constipated in the morning! Oh cmon!

A sudden diabolical diarrhoea attack just came. It was not that painful – I’ve known worse – but it lasted quite a while… Luckily I was home!

Pushing hard for taking shit in summer is like melting in a volcano. Lava always underneath

Here’s a quick unexpected shit. My favourite ones

Finally – after maaamy months – shit gets out with no worries at all. Would it be because I ate a lot of veggies and fruit? Could be. Must be! I shall do it more often… Yeah. Feel better tho