Thursday, 8 January 2026 | 10:47 AM

I hate it when I suddenly need a shit right in the middle of working and I’m forced to relocate to the bathroom with my laptop. The problem isn’t so much working while taking a dump — because that’s actually brilliant — it’s the fact that when I stood up afterwards my...

Wednesday, 7 January 2026 | 11:55 AM

I am deeply sad, yesterday I had no shit… and I forgot to mention it on my blog… So I lost my 132-day streak!!! SHIT! It’ll take so many turds to get back there!

Monday, 5 January 2026 | 9:04 AM

I don’t understand how my arsehole burns this morning while pooping. I don’t remember having eaten anything spicy… Weird. Poop is not the best too. Weird