Wednesday, 11 March 2026 | 8:18 AM

At first I was constipated. Uh. Like yesterday… mmh. I felt bad. Then some miraculous fart came from the deep inside. It widened up the gate, generating an energy so big, I expelled the whole lot of shit still idling inside me. Whoa. What a Sci-fi movie....

Sunday, 8 March 2026 | 7:44 AM

Full satisfactory shit. Oh yeah. GREAT poop this morning! yess! I feel so gooood! Even the amount is shocking appalling! Woah! Nice Sunday ahead!