Friday, 16 January 2026 | 6:54 AM

Just woke up. An almost immediate shit. Quite alarming, gotta say. Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…

Wednesday, 14 January 2026 | 8:25 AM

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed. Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit! No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁

Tuesday, 13 January 2026 | 7:25 AM

Today NIIIICE AND EEEEAASYYYY! I was approaching doing the dishes, when ai felt a spicy burden inside me, deep inside. So deep it almost went out. As I sat on the toilet, only 3 instants of a second passed, before disrupting the entire human race. Oh wait, no, just...