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Pizza tonight? Yup. Awake for the whole night. My bowels fucked up. Now, after three hours being awake, something unlocked, a turd got out. Only one. The rest is echoes of beer and pizza, burping out. Still, my brains don’t allow sleeping before all of this is gone. But it is still there. Shit

Pop pop shit

I slept poorly. Probably it was the heat’s fault, probably it was my cats’, probably it was because of that random McDonald’s we ate at 2AM… We were hungry and there wasn’t much else still open. As I woke up, after just 4 hour of sleep, first thing I did was sitting on my toilet,Continue reading “Wednesday, 20 August 2025 | 7:52 AM”

My arsehole is shooting pebbles

8/10. Shit deployed in a matter of minutes Can’t believe it! No troubles at all!

It’s what used to be pizza. Now shy turds

Slept a loot. My bowels still sleeping. Just few tirds

Uhm… I hoped for more shit. Gotta settle for it

Back home after some days of trip with my friends. The summary of my bowels movements is: no movement at all for the first 3 days – while eating A LOT. At the 4th day some shots of shits. Just sprouts. At the 5th day, some normal amount in the morning, but I guess IContinue reading “Thursday, 14 August 2025 | 9:59 AM”

After three days of constipation, my body seems to have kept up the pace… or at least, after skipped 3 days, everything looks back to normal. But. The thing now is. Where the hell did the shit I had to take during these other days go?

Third day of vacation. Yet, still constipated. Only a few turds just dropped from my arsehole. But it’s clear this quantity can’t be defined as sufficient. I ate too much to be producing just this

I’m on vacation. This means: CONSTIPATION

Normal shit, bowels bloated as usual

Had pasta for dinner. Today: utter constipation

Another night losing sleep. Same reason. Perhaps I could have avoided having dinner at Chinese restaurant and having beer… yes, sure… But…. And now some serious shit

Finally, after way too long, the shit impeding me sleeping arrived at destination. Byebye. And fuck you

Finally, after two hours of sleep interruption, shit had gotten out. At least some

I feel shit right now. Had some beer with friends yesterday. What the fuck, why am I awake at 4:30 AM? I felt it, that was the usual something. That feeling I have when I drink. First I drink, then I sleep, then I’m awake again, after just some 3 to 4 hours. Then IContinue reading “Thursday, 7 August 2025 | 5:25 AM”

My bowels are plenty of gas I kept sitting on my toilet for ten minutes but only air came out. There must be a treasure at the end!

As expected, pizza transformed in shit only two days after. Finally my bowels feel better

Mh, less.

Oh hey there! Can’t keep sleeping… You know, it was a long time since it happened almost every day… Luckily I’m quite experienced, I know why this happens, I know why this happened this time. I know that, because I feel it, I have a deep connection to my whole body. And, you know, there’sContinue reading “Saturday, 2 August 2025 | 6:17 AM”

Another shit before getting lunch

Only a turd this morning

Another rapid shit. Feels like it’s infinite though, then I watch my back, I see nothing inside the toilet. Almost nothing Mh. Weird Feels bad and disappointing 😦

Short turds