Monday, 24 May 2021 | 07:02 AM

A new week begins. I am here on my toilet, and my brain goes storming. I think I need some improvements on my toilet. Do you think that smooth china object is already perfect like this? You’re wrong! The world is plenty of useless devices, sharing big data with the...

Friday, 21 May 2021 | 08:08 PM

FINALLY, 12-hour late, I’m able to exploit my dues. An intense headache arose. My bowels controls my life. Shit controls the world.

Friday, 21 May 2021 | 06:04 PM

This evening I’m struggling to install cracked software on my friend’s new Macbook. Since I still had no shit today, I am asphyxiating him with my terrible-stink-climaxing farts. I took the chance to reveal to him this very personal blog. He was too...