Saturday, 12 June 2021 | 01:16 PM

All righty. I prepared myself for the war today. I ate pasta, pizza, kebab in the last few days. Had no shit whatsoever yet. So I just had a huge cup of ginger tea. It should stimulate me. I deadly hope so. I’ve been sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes now....

Friday, 11 June 2021 | 12:13 PM

Another day spent with anything getting out of me. I am sitting on the white throne, I am trying… Nothing. And some cramps are starting to present in my belly :/