Monday, 1 November 2021 | 09:02 AM

🎶Back on shittiiiing, yeeeeah!🎶 My turds are floating. I’ve just felt like I gotta start study hard about shit. Everything about shit!! First thing is, why do they float?? If I want to become the king of shit, I must become a shit expert...

Saturday, 30 October 2021 | 10:08 AM

I don’t like the effects white wine does on me. Yet, my arse kinda love it, look at this perfectly extruded turd it just created! Wonderful! I am still drowsy by the way, my eyes fogged by the hangover, I can’t really enjoy much of this shit session. Can’t even write...

Thursday, 28 October 2021 | 07:46 AM

Gotta admit I wasn’t expecting that the second half of my shit would have been so hurtful… It’s kinda like my body has said, ‘Well since we feel great today, we shall discharge the whole backlogs!’ Still creamy, yet punchy!