Wednesday, 26 May 2021 | 06:55 AM

This one is hard to describe, but I’ll try. I’ve been spreading my cheeks for five or six minutes, veery sloowwlyy the gravity force started to act on the stuff. It’s going down taking its time. Once it reaches my anus it deploys its blades, they sink in my skin,...

Tuesday, 25 May 2021 | 04:46 PM

I guess I shall get used to leaving some shit at work. I am not talking about forgetting pencils on the desk, I mean actual stinky crap down the toilet! Btw, The loo still has no windows.

Tuesday, 25 May 2021 | 07:04 AM

It never happens, though today my crap left as soon as My cheeks touched the marble. It does give me good vibez. A great new day begins!