Saturday, 29 May 2021 | 09:24 AM

Two pizzas a day makes something greatly rhyme with a day, but I can’t find any, because there ain’t no word for this shapeless brown blob laying at the bottom of my toilet.

Thursday, 27 May 2021 | 05:35 PM

Now I am taking a shit at my UNI. I ate ricotta for lunch. I am looking forward to the moment when I could share this marvelous smell to the world