Tuesday, 15 June 2021 | 09:59 AM

PS. My dick keeps itching. I can’t help but thinking the volatile shit coming from my shit is shitting my shitty blister. Shit. I am stressed.

Tuesday, 15 June 2021 | 09:47 AM

Ok, my dick is surrounded by stitches. Every time I take a shit I have to unwrap it from the bandage dressing. I slept something like a few intervals of a 20-minute-slumber, interrupted by itches, pain, boners in the whole night. As I arrived at work this morning, my...