Friday, 11 June 2021 | 12:13 PM

Another day spent with anything getting out of me. I am sitting on the white throne, I am trying… Nothing. And some cramps are starting to present in my belly :/

Tuesday, 8 June 2021 | 07:12 PM

I’ve never thought I would have ended up reporting something like this when I first opened this blog. This morning I had my circumcision. The surgery itself hasn’t been painful. Holding my farts during the whole operation was tough, though. I now need two weeks to...

Tuesday, 8 June 2021 | 08:48 AM

I am at the clinic waiting for a surgery. Apart from the anxiety, I desperately need a shit. Fuck fuck fuck, I am scared of exploding right in the middle of the operation. It would be pretty cringy