Sunday, 1 February 2026 | 4:41 AM

I had dinner at my favourite Chinese restaurant. Everything was fresh and great as usual, except for the pork. It was heavy from the first bite, too fried, too sweet. Kept burping it for… well… never stopped burping it at all, TBH. I woke up some ten minutes ago with...

Friday, 30 January 2026 | 8:14 AM

My days of constipation are gone. Welcome easy-discharge! Very satisfying shit this morning, some 7.5/10. As I sat it got out immediately, loads of turds, less than a minute. It was a 10/10, but there was something left, and I had to wait a bit. still here, on the...