Monday, 20 April 2026 | 6:56 AM

I woke up in the middle of the night, strong headache and bowels pulsing. It took me almost thirty minutes, but I deployed a lot if shit. Took so much, it made my cat worrying for me, he entered the loo to check. Luckily I was almost done, so I got back to sleep with...

Sunday, 19 April 2026 | 9:35 PM

Just got back after a proper long one — cracking day at my mate’s plot. He’s basically set up life on this bit of land he owns, and today he threw his first proper spring knees-up in four years of living there. Absolute vibe.Lovely spread, good drinks, good craic....

Sunday, 19 April 2026 | 9:17 AM

Grrr, I’ve had the best slumber in years! But WHY am I constipated now? Why can’t everything be perfect in this wonderful Sunday morning??