Being awake just because of my bowels.
Yesterday, I’ve been out the whole day for a work event. Frankly I ended up eating way too much and drinking way too much than expected.
I didn’t even get back home too late!
I woke up at 4AM for emitting the longest fart I ever recorded. 5seconds. I counted!
From that moment on, I couldn’t fall back asleep. My bowels were in turmoil. After one hour tossing and turning in bed, I went to the loo, and after a few anus-push-and-pulls, some stinky loose shit got out.
All of the conditions I mentioned above are still true. Can’t fall back asleep, my bowels are in turmoil and it hurts, shit stinks.
Happy Saturday!
