Thursday, 29 January 2026 | 7:59 AM

Guess what? I’m still constipated. I’m even working out again. I ate hamburgers for dinner, c’mon bowels! My bowels, ‘C’mon Shy, eat some veggies!’ And while saying so, his bowels expelled a huge sound turd, making Shy forget about his distressful constipation...

Tuesday, 27 January 2026 | 8:23 AM

Yesterday, I finished what was left of chickpeas rice for lunch I spent the whole evening bloating. I even tried practicing yoga with my gf, but it didn’t help. I had dinner. And nothing moved. Only once distressed, once tucked in bed, a huge sound fart curled the...

Moving to my website

Hi turdies – aka lovely followers I’ve just created my new custom website, I’ll be keeping posting in here, but y’all see the whole up-to-date posts also at my webby the from now on. I planned loads of news for my person this year and I need an owned home. See you at...