Wednesday, 27 April 2022 | 04:01 PM

I (h)ate lasagna for lunch. Precisely two hours later, I am sitting on the office’s toilet praying for it to finish soon. I smells horribly, it is cramping, it is shattered. Nice loose crap, nice nice nice

Tuesday, 26 April 2022 | 07:27 AM

I am late, but my arse isn’t finished yet. And I simply can’t leave home without being sure having it all left behind. Otherwise I’m going to explode, like Atomic Bomb

Tuesday, 26 April 2022 | 06:07 AM

Now that even my arsehole is aware of the awakening of my body, it’s getting a move on, and exploiting itself. My arsehole burns

Monday, 25 April 2022 | 06:21 AM

I basically spent three days drinking and not resting, I had guests, and I had to show them around, every bar was a tequila shot. I spent these days having troubles at my best activity ever. I couldn’t properly shit. So my body just woken me up at 6 AM because I...