Saturday, 29 January 2022 | 08:19 AM

Morning already. Too close to nighttime, too bad to be awake. Basically still wine-drunk, my intestines being beaten and stretched by an invisible hand. Pain pervades my entire body. Now turds piling inside the pool, they’re clearly eagerly waiting for it to be...

Friday, 28 January 2022 | 07:03 AM

Since I started recording my farts, to be then sold as NFTs, I am always alert, ready to press ‘record’ in my phone, to catch every (un)pleasing sound my arse produce, every single nuance of my farts. Funny enough, now a turd got out, and it was silent as hell. Wait,...

Thursday, 27 January 2022 | 07:20 PM

All day long holding my farts at work, too long too bad. Now gotta still hold it inside while commuting. It feels even worst considering the fact my farts now are worth a lot. I’m making NFTs out of every worth fart I make