Saturday, 30 April 2022 | 04:44 AM

I feel a little dizzy, I shall be sleeping right now, but instead I am here on my toilet trying to push evil out. I am not sure wether there might actually be some evil inside me or not, but the matter of the fact is that I feel my insides burning and twisting. Ok,...

Friday, 29 April 2022 | 10:54 PM

Long story short I had my favourite ramen in town with my friend, we had a walk and then we urged back to my place. We need shit. I came back home finding my girlfriend having a happy hour with some random friends, nice. Now I am staining my own toilet, my friend is...

Friday, 29 April 2022 | 06:24 AM

Yesterday I must have eaten something too healthy. I only produced three turds, they are two balls and one stick, I get a floating sad face in the water. SIGNS??

Thursday, 28 April 2022 | 03:50 PM

Went home early. Gotta go to a funeral. I have some minutes to hang wet clothes, but the propeller inside me denies it. NO, YOU GOTTA SHIT NOW! So I followed its desire, placing a mess inside the toilet

Thursday, 28 April 2022 | 06:29 AM

Oh fuck it! I should have said NO to that bloody beer! It was 10:30PM and I was drinking red wine since 7PM, ‘what’s wrong with a Beer?’, I thought. I actually knew this already, I would have ended up regretting that moment. I woke myself up at 6 ‘o clock, and I spent...